Dah !

Tout d'abord, je suis un maître du haut savoir humain et que je n'en vois pas un rire.

Dah !

Celui qui rit, est celui qui ne compren yen, il na pas lu les journos et ce nait pas un nélu !

Dah !

L'éclipse solaire, va rendre dingue les illuminés zozotéristes, surtout s'ils demeurent près des antennes 5G, ils vont se prendre pour des abeilles et devenir des électro-sensibles à un point tel, qu'ils vont voir des extratressssses débarquer sur le terrain du voisin. Ils vont s'approcher d'eux et diront ; On va vous manipuler câlisse !

Dah !

En plus, ça va faire peur aux enfants cette éclipse, Drainvide a demandé une journée pédagogique aux écoles primaires et secondaires le jour de l'éclipse. Il a bien fait, les enfants vont devenir des zombies durant la grande noirceur.

Dah !

Vous ne me croyez pas hein ?

J'vous l'dis que c'est ça qui va arriver.

Dah !

Ah oui j'allais oublié une chose très importante, n'ouvrez aucun appareil qui fonctionne avec des ondes durant l'éclipse, le couloir électro-magnétique va vous faire saigner les yeux et les oreilles, en plus, vous allez êtres hypnotisés par les ti-gris de l'université cosmique de No Sir et vous changer en guedaille pour ne pas écrire en gargouille, et vous aurez le sentiment d'obligation d'aller sauter dans sa pissinne coucoune au Lac Orteil.

Dah !

Voilà, c'est tout !

Dah !

En terme de débilité ça risque de se surpasser cette année, pas de l'éclipse elle-même, mais de la réaction à celle-ci et de l'afflux de touristes aussi débiles que nombreux...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/solar-eclipse-niagara-falls-1.7159987

Niagara Falls declares state of emergency in advance of huge influx of eclipse visitors
Precautionary measure taken as more than a million people expected to visit
Justin Li · CBC News · Posted: Mar 30, 2024 6:04 PM EDT | Last Updated: March 30
Surge of eclipse chasers expected in Niagara Falls
5 days ago
Duration 2:11
With Ontario's Niagara Region in the path of totality for the upcoming solar eclipse on April 8, communities and businesses are preparing for a surge in tourists.
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The mayor of Niagara Falls, Ont., says a state of emergency declared in the region is a precautionary measure ahead of an expected large influx of people coming to observe the total solar eclipse.

More than a million people are expected to flock to the border city, home to the iconic waterfall, on April 8 to observe the moon entirely blocking the sun's rays for a few minutes, Jim Diodati told CBC News on Friday.

He said it would be the largest single-day spike in tourists in the city's history.

The expected large crowds — which Diodati says will include scientists from the Canadian Space Agency and NASA — prompted the Niagara region to declare a state of emergency on Thursday.

The measure, it says, "strengthens the tools the region has at its disposal to safeguard the health and safety of residents and visitors and protect our critical infrastructure in any scenario that might arise."
WATCH | From fuel to safety glasses, visitors urged to be prepared:
'Come prepared' when visiting Niagara Falls for the eclipse, mayor says
21 hours ago
Duration 0:53
Jim Diodati, the mayor of Niagara Falls, Ont., says tourists coming to town for the upcoming total solar eclipse should plan for large crowds, bring their own glasses and other supplies and be mindful of increased traffic after the region declared a state of emergency.

Officials say they are concerned the large number of people could overwhelm traffic, emergency services and cellphone networks.

Diodati noted that by declaring a state of emergency as a precaution, it "potentially opens us up if we need any assistance with funding, provincially or federally."

Hunting for eclipse glasses? This Quebec teen is among those trying to help

He added the declaration signals to visitors that they should be "mindful of the situation" and come prepared.

The rare eclipse is expected to be observed in Mexico first at around 11:07 a.m. PT, when the moon will move in between Earth and the sun. Its path will take it through the United States before it moves to parts of southern Ontario, Quebec and Atlantic Canada.
WATCH | Why the 2024 solar eclipse is so special:
2024 Total Solar Eclipse: Why you’ll never see it again | About That
24 days ago
Duration 6:56
On April 8, a total solar eclipse is set to pass through parts of Canada, the United States, and Mexico. Andrew Chang explains what makes a total eclipse so special, and why this is likely the only one you will ever experience.

The eclipse is set to cast a partial shadow in several parts of southern Ontario. Observers in Niagara Falls, as well as those in the nearby communities of Hamilton and Grimsby, can expect total darkness for about three minutes sometime between 2 and 4 p.m. ET.

The total eclipse will be the first seen in Ontario since 1979. National Geographic declared Niagara Falls to be one of the best places to see it.

"It really is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity where one of the great natural wonders is going to meet one of the great celestial events at the same time, at the same place," Diodati said.

With files from The Canadian Press